To be youthful is a treasure to hold onto

Hey, I'm Alyssa.
I really like cheese, especially pepper jack.
I like cats.
I hate it when my sister's munching on cereal right next to me.
I like funny stuff.
I like serious stuff.
I'm abnormally close to my friends. They mean a lot to me.
I'm an exchange student going to Iceland this year.
Oh, and I really like quoting Mountain Goats... if you haven't noticed already. =)

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Things you may see at the Tim Burton Exhibit.

(Source: timburtonsblog)

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Someone calculated the points of every Whose Line cast member:

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edfreemaybe:

Wayne Brady: 50,072,587,425
Ryan Stiles: 11,113,372,791.5
Colin Mochrie: 3,012,399,040.5
Chip Esten: 2,004,047,000
Greg Proops: 1,001,122,117
Brad Sherwood: 1,071,980.5
Denny Segal: 1,059,560
Karen Maruyama: 1,004,450
Kathy Greenwood: 59,810
Stephen Colbert: 12,000
Kathy Griffin: 5,000
Ian Gomez: 4,000
Jeff Davis: 3,300
Josie Lawrence: 3000
Whoopi Goldberg: 2,500
Patrick Bristow: 1,000
Robin Williams: 1,000
Kathy Kinney: 50

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(Source: festeringmind)

Soo…

I totally just asked an icelandic person if they could shoot me.

I meant to say can anyone drive me, which is get einhver skutla mig but instead i said get einhver skjóta mig (can anyone shoot me)… 

oh god, so embarrassing yet so hilarious! 

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that1girlsierra:

carlathezombie:

Hal Sparks | You’ve been saying those phrases backwards. Now, stop it. (x)

See! Michael agrees with me! 

Ahahah. Love This.

(Source: antiquers)

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(Source: sallyintheskywithdiamonds)

it's not so impossible!: Zombie apocalypse coming soon

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ihopericksantorum:

5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation
Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash


5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport

5/21: Police: Man bites woman in Westchester

5/23: I-285 reopens after…

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vondell-swain:

oh my god what a great person

(it’s steve from blues clues)

(watch it)

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evil-sherlock-holmes:

letsdothewave:

notes

I believe the answer is yes.

British Actors: Only acceptable hipsters ever

duh!

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